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[nola_joshlyman]

Amar
So, funny story.

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[nola_laurielaurence]

I'm ready to laugh!

[nola_joshlyman]

You think you are. So there I was, asleep in bed in the middle of the night, when I heard someone inside my house.

[nola_laurielaurence]

I am not laughing.

[nola_joshlyman]

Oh it gets better. One could even say it gets funnier. So there I am presumably about to die, and then I hear their voice. It’s Hanne, who has had a little too much to drink and thus forgot she doesn’t live there anymore.

[nola_laurielaurence]

Well, I'm wincing. Is that like laughing? (It isn't.)

[nola_joshlyman]

It took some real back and forth before she remembered. This is what I imagine really creative hell torture is like.

[nola_laurielaurence]

What happened once she remembered?

[nola_joshlyman]

A lot of emotions.

[nola_laurielaurence]

What kinds? Paint a word picture.

[nola_joshlyman]

Who’s the English teacher here?

[nola_laurielaurence]

If I'm to believe you, neither of us, soon enough.

[nola_joshlyman]

Hanne made sure to tell me she believes I can do anything.

[nola_laurielaurence]

Awww! I mean, don't get back together with her, but awww!

[nola_joshlyman]

We're not getting back together, her just walking back into the house like she lived there was a knife through the heart all over again. But she said things I didn't know I was hoping to hear.

[nola_laurielaurence]

I'm not glad about the knife part, but glad about the rest.

[nola_joshlyman]

It was weird and it sucked but it also didn't. I don't even know. She represents a full third of my life.

[nola_laurielaurence]

But only if you die right now.

[nola_joshlyman]

I swear sometimes I think you're trying to murder me.

[nola_laurielaurence]

What I'm saying is she's a big deal now, and will probably always be, but time will go on and things that are huge don't feel so huge anymore.

[nola_joshlyman]

I understand that logically.

[nola_laurielaurence]

Emotions make everything weird.

[nola_joshlyman]

I hate them.